Emoooo!, or She's Such A G

I was talking with my guidance counselor about courses for next semester when he suggested that the heart I had drawn on my face looked like a tear and that I was wearing black because I felt overwhelmed with school. Um, haha? Looking back it did look kind of emo.... Danielle said I picked the worse outfit to visit my guidance counselor in but OH WELL!





Forever 21 blazer, headband, and rings. Hanes t-shirt. Topshop pants. Wet Seal necklace. Target sneakers.

But of course I don't fit any one stereotype. Witness my new track sweats:


Polyester, yum! And since we're borrowing them from the school we have to give them like $125 if we lose them. $125 for this heap of static electricity!?

Well, What Do You Do At Sleepovers?

Clearly not as many cool things as us.
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P.S. Forever 21 really upped their shoe game! Too bad I fail at making money....

Selectivity Isn't My Strong Point

...which explains why I felt the need to post half the pics Amy took of me. Whatever. You can see the rest here if you so desire. And yes, this is the outfit that I put together in 5 minutes inspired by the unnamed "style icon".

The above one is my favorite, and my profile pic on Facebook.

Frenchie

Hello children. Run away scared.

Hannah's french manicured acrylic fake nails are coming.

Kind of as a laugh I bought a pack of fake nails at CVS. But when I put them on, I was amazed to find 1) they were so so so easy to put on, it took 5 seconds instead of an annoyingly long time like nail polish, and they don't chip, they just pop off sometimes, which is easily fixed (are the commas killing you yet?), 2) it is possible for my hands to look vaguely... clean and nice, and 3) they actually look real, which is kind of a bad thing because that wasn't the point. I wanted crap looking ones so I could laugh. I'm not a weirdo at all. I know french manicures are the epitome of all things tacky and conformist and gross. I mean, Kim Kardasian wears a french manicure. It's so 7th grade (at least my 7th grade. No insults meant to certain stylish 7th graders). So the point is... I currently have longish (not that long but longer than my destroyed fingernails could ever grow) white-tipped perfect nails. It's quite weird. I do love tacky things in moderation, and it's addicting to see my short, cracked, lumpy, dry, damaged fingernails looking all perfect and shiny. Now I'll have to find some that aren't hideous, preferably silver holographic ones. Heck to the yes.

Edit: Wholly unrelated but I just flipped a shit* at the Wet Seal customer service department via email. Well, I told them I was considering never shopping online from them again. OHH! Well it's not my fault their website said two things were in stock but then decided one of them wasn't at the last second. And the other? Well, it's still in stock on the website but out of stock in the email they sent me. What the hell? Wet Seal, you betta send me dis shit or I be realll pissed. What else will I stick spikes on? Oh yeah, your face if you don't send these to me, bitch! Alright, I'm better now.

*Not really, I just wanted to say that.

Self-Contradictory Statements

Posting this outfit kind of contradicts the quote I have in my sidebar, but oh well. I feel like wearing something simpler today.

Emooooo!!!



American Apparel cardigan. Target t-shirt. Thrifted Gap cutoffs which I butchered and made WAY too short. Old Navy leggings. Doc Marten boots.

And then there's this.

Um everyone's entitled to their own opinions...? Oh forget it, I'm tired of this "look at me, I spent $200 on a tracksuit and it's Juicy which is like designer, so I know much more about fashion than you!" And also she got pissy about vintage even though there is no mention of vintage anywhere.... Sigh, some people love to make idiots out of themselves on the internet. I'm not really insulted though, I actually laughed out loud when I read it, especially when I noticed the name. If you don't like fashion, why are you on a fashion website honey?

The Apocalypse is Nigh and Other Bedtime Stories

Now this is not that bad but it really is. Between Fashionpirates' semi-sarcastic note and the fact that I got my scarf at Claires a while ago, among other things, the death knoll has sounded for the hipster scarf. Well sort of. Because I'll still wear it if I think it looks good at risk of being barraged with hate mail (not really). Coincidentally, Wet Seal also carries a range of Alexander McQueen-type skull scarves the likes of which went "out of fashion" years ago.

If something is wrong with you and you haven't seen The Dark Knight yet, go see it! Now! Haha just kidding about the first part, I only just saw it last night. But it rox my sox. A bunch of my campers who are about 10 tried to tell me that The Dark Knight is overrated, incurring my wrath. Just kidding. Haha I'm weird.

The Trip

Yay my life.




















...Chiofrios! Lolololololol!